i wish i was funny

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

i wish i was funny

22 and still browsing

hadesriches

theweirdwideweb

mixolydia

(just in case you have adhd and this was fucking you up like me)

youre-a-fucking-human-being

What the fuck am I looking at here?

tiffanarchy

How is this so visually unintelligible?

queenwolfwitch

Because a friend on fb shared this and someone explained it. It’s not really supposed to look like anything but god it makes my head hurt

lastvalyrian

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

floating-head

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

spongebobssquarepants

asgardodinsons

#sweetest avenger

warmhappycat

Soft boy. Tender beef.

itsagifnotagif

tinderfinds:
“This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.
”

spongebobssquarepants

Source: vespermartini

amazonfinds-x

allxson:
“ Why do I love Ronald Weasley, you ask?
Reason 1/?
”

isnt

americaninfographic

Cat Behavior

ceoolsson

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Source: sainsburysbank.co.uk

lnane

biscuitsarenice

Storyville - Defying the Cutting Season

Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) has been illegal in Tanzania since 1998. But every year thousands of families still plan to have their daughters cut, an ordeal that could cost them their lives. The ‘Cutting Season’ takes place during the December school holidays.

During this time hundreds of girls are saved from FGM by the police, the government and the work of the Safe House. It is run by Rhobi Samwelly, who was herself a victim of FGM, and now, not only does she valiantly run the safe house but she also works with the local police to rescue and protect girls at risk while arresting the parents and cutters.

But they have a tough and dangerous job and old customs die hard. Men believe that girls must be cut to reduce promiscuity and cut girls command twice the bride price in cows as uncut girls. Girls like Rosie, just 12 years old, have had to make the most difficult choices of their young lives - run away from home, not knowing if they will ever see their families again, or submit to female genital mutilation and child marriage.

These brave and courageous young girls are fighting against a tradition that goes back thousands of years. They are standing up for their human rights and fighting for change in their community.

The Safe House is the one safe place they can escape to.

solar-fem

https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/safe-house-training-centre-tanzania/

If you’re interested in helping the safe house featured in this video, they are currently (2019) accepting donations! For $10, you can feed five girls for a week.

balemfia

my-feminism

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.